Murphy's Ten Less Well Known Laws

We all know Murphy's Law states; "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong" but here's a light-hearted list of other Laws that could also be credited to Murphy.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some folk appear bright until you hear them talk.

Change, it is said, is inevitable except, of course, from vending machines.

Those who live by the sword get shot.

Nothing is foolproof given a sufficiently talented fool.

The Law of 50-50-90: Whenever you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% chance you will get it wrong.

Line up all the cars in the world bumper to bumper and some driver will be dumb enough to try to overtake them approaching a blind bend when it's foggy.

The things that come to those who wait are usually the scraps left behind by those who got in first.

The human shin bone is a nature's way of locating furniture in a very dark room.

Fines are taxes for doing things wrong. Taxes are fines for doing things well...

If you opt for trial by jury you are voluntarily trusting your fate to twelve people who couldn't think of a way to get out of doing jury duty!